Sunday, May 29, 2011

30000OOOO a funny collection of the old lady next door laughed paralyzed !

30000OOOO a funny collection of the old lady next door laughed paralyzed! 1. One day, the cow ass out of a problem, ask Ass brains, or not answer. Cattle curse: What ass, Nanzuonvyou it!
2. seven years after graduation, and finally take a big project, building a chimney meters, two-month period, cost three hundred thousand, but to Advancer. Finally finished out late last year. Today people to come to acceptance, being yelled die, not get paid. Damn! Drawings look backwards, others to dig a well!
3. a drunken man accidentally fell from the third floor, attracting passers-by crowd, a policeman came: What happened? Drunk: do not know, I am also just arrived.
4. The doctor asked the patient how the fracture. Patient said, I think there are sand shoes to hold the poles shake shoes. TMD has a bastard through there, thought I was electrocuted, he took a stick gave me two sticks!
5. One said, turtles father, mother and son of a bitch turtle family decided to go hiking, they took a brick-and two cans of the sea bottom
chicken, then went off to Yangmingshan. Hard to climb ten years, at last! They sat on the floor, remove the equipment quasi
prepare dinner. Results, but found no band can opener!
son of a bitch: have to wait for me to come back! can not go back on Oh!
Turtle Mom: a! Parents regardless of the turtle! Old couple decided to start.
out getting ready to eat cake ... ...
Suddenly, son of a bitch stuck his head out from behind a tree ... ...
son of a bitch: cans device? I waited twenty-five years, in whom I wait until the end
it! I hate people lie to me!
7. a pair of male and female friends sitting on a park bench about love, women suddenly want to fart.
of the man said: I am Valley Division of the birds, not as you listen.
men really than hear.
Thus, women in the readily placed under cover of a fart sound.
women: do not like the valley like a bird?
M: fart too loud, I could not!
8. turtle injured. so that the snail to buy medicine. after 2 hours. snail has not come back. turtle cursed anxious: do not come back I fucking died! Then the door came the sound of a snail: I do not you fucking say it!
9. somebody keep a pig, sick, abandoned, then know that return pig, the number of abandoned reactive. day, the car turned a lot of bending abandoned pig, late-night call the family, asked: ? Shiver body, the ants were all fall down. At this point there is one in the elephant's neck, falling ants loudly called for row of students computer crashed. Then a student stood up and said: eat a good amount.
13. Xiao Ming: > Some people have lost asked: No, ah ... ... said something polite: ; sorry for? Dear Monkey:
I write this letter slowly, because I know you see the word offensive!
our next 2 times this week rain, the first 4 days following the next 3 days the second time!
; you Huaguoshan good time? I had very bad in heaven, because there is no gravity, so the stool, urine, tears and snot are not fall, do not you say bitter?
beef noodle soup here is very delicious, Maybe you can come with us to eat hot pot restaurants West!
Guanyin your sister to give birth, because students do not know the man or woman, we do not know if you want to be uncle or aunt!
; I sent you the clothes you get it? afraid when I go to send overweight, so cut out the buttons on the clothes pocket!
It's getting late to write here, the time to me to play, remember not to drink plenty of water, or urine does not come out to be difficult here by the!
; P. S had wanted to send money to you, but the envelope has been glued!

17. a dyspeptic patient complained to the doctor: I'm getting is not normal, eating What pull anything, eat cucumber pull cucumber, watermelon eating watermelon pull, how to restore normal? doctors silent for a moment, that you can only eat shit out.
18. someone to go to Shanghai on business in the street lost a money, police said: ; One day an ant is the sun, suddenly saw an elephant walking leisurely, got busy with straight front legs, next to the rabbit hurriedly asked you doing? ant said: ~ ~ Keep it down to see me mix his foot themselves into four paragraphs to play mahjong, and earthworms father thought, put yourself into the minced meat. earthworm mother cried and said: Will die cut so broken! Slow .. said to him: you come, you are right .. I am back on the table and then snail .. .. .. after a while the tortoise saw an ant .. said to him: Come on you .. so ants will come up. . Ants came after the snail .. .. see the above said something to him, fast ..
22. One day, a fire, father and mother escaped, leaving only one son still inside. Mother is very nervous outside the house shouted: A mother socks ....., in the end you doing? come out ~ all on fire, but also to stay inside .....; a man to be wearing a river fishing leaves no fish on the hook ~ half a day, he changed a piece of bread, like a half-day did not fish on the hook ~ ~ no way he had to replace it, or half as earthworms ~ ~ ~ He did not fish on the hook angry ~ under the throw into the water and cursed out 100rmb :Buy their own! ! !
24. table with a cold, runny nose, but he forgot to bring a handkerchief, and to keep the nose to nose forced inhalation. Write on the blackboard> language teacher suddenly turned to a lot of noises: Teacher and> said: $ 3. women, then marry a man like me; something tells us: there is no opportunity to bathe at home, so be sure to go outside shower to wash .....< br> 28. Xiao Ming back to the classroom with the teacher after using the toilet, said: ; teacher suddenly thought of the word ant ant in English, so testing small states: always put people to work for a fart sound, colleagues said he could not resist: : say that I am bloodthirsty, a vampire. Western Zhou Dynasty pottery, called yesterday to columns were identified, experts said gravely:
32. son: Mother: said so ..
33. a prisoner executed, the bullet is .... when prisoners crying: You know why? Less than a girlfriend, but unfortunately went to fortune. fortune tellers said: You, the first half doomed no women; not the man's face lit up: That I should have it later in life? fortune teller said: hey, to later life you get used to a person's life
37. a person eating beef can not see a piece of beef noodles, they pointed to the bowl asked the boss: how beef is not beef noodles? boss said dismissively: Do not be too serious, Do you expect a pie from his wife a wife, you get that?
38. Three mice were tasting the United States, Japan, China, wine, drink American wine mouse, go to step 3 down; drink Sake mouse, go to step 2 down; drinking Chinese Erguotou mouse, holding a kitchen knife, shouted: time, customers calling to the waiter asked, is you are fishing? Ah cool ... .... '
passersby puzzled. asked:' what are they cool. '
family cried:' Shuangsi ... ... Shuangsi!!
41. a man to jump, just shouted back to his wife: negotiators, said: said: the pursuit of a mouse, and finally got married in every possible way the cat harsh care of mice, rats quickly fat, mouse was moved: the
44. Every time the mirror, I always said to myself psychological encouragement himself: live with my endless creativity. to set off the beauty of this world! In fact, I really, really very creative ...
45. friends to go mountain climbing, to the mountain top, a beautiful female face of the mountains and rivers shouted: motherland ah! my mother! a secret crush on her boys quickly followed cried out: the motherland ah! my wife's mother!
46. before I bought two puppies, called , called the so big!
47. Tang also met by off after the monster Monkey, he had to read the magic spell to call back to help Goku, and soon the air came a voice: Please try again later.
48. mouse to the benefit, see also bears, too scared to say a word, the Bears saw a mouse, said: know? me and they had a falling out, and almost beat them, because some of them say that you monkeys, apes and some that you like, just too much! did not see you as a pig!
50. Panda birthday, you said: I made two wishes, one is able to cure my dark circles, the other is to want to have a color photograph
51. Kuangzhui bees butterflies, butterfly is married the snail. bee puzzled: Where is he better than me butterflies answer: whatever the outcome, people have their own house, which, like you live in the dormitory
52. One day an elephant in the bath. Suddenly there was an ant came to this they said. you stand up. started to stand up. ant! you sit down and go. elephants do not understand Yeah you want to ask the ants. one will stand up and sit down for a while. ant replied! I The underwear is not lost I see you stole to wear
53. production team has just bought a donkey, but he died a few days. just heat the mare. production team of employees to call to mission in the field The production team captain. ? beetles mother: the child, how can we say, when to eat such a disgusting thing
55. a meteor across the night sky, I quickly make a wish, I hope you can become prettier. Who knows Gang Xu After aspiration, meteor !
56. give me a canteen of bread as a fulcrum, and I will be able to tilt the Earth! Da Fan a student to the cafeteria, hit after dinner to ask Dafan master, God can promise you that the three conditions, the bat said, We all know what his next life is it? Toilet flies: Road does not phase the different plan, eat in good You Shayong, the light you've seen a few beautiful ass?
60. sophomore, all quarters of the girls like Zhou Hua Jian's songs, a tape was borrowed by us to go. Day, the girls ask spread: Zhou Hua Jian I do? Girls bunk answer: in my bed too! Silent two seconds, and then all the overturned bed.
61. a boy to a classmate to take a sheng nickname, called Pan Zhu, girls crying to the teacher, the teacher agreed to criticism of the boys, the next teacher in class terms: nicknames for others, can not someone like Han to Jiaosha it? What is this? Ordinary dogs look at it dismissively said: idiot, see, I was undercover!


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(reproduced in this post I heard friends made a fortune, but also long life, and sent you myself!)
reproduced look to extend happy. Share, the whole family happy.

Thursday, May 26, 2011

Monday, May 16, 2011

On -line transmission of the X- crazy people in the future

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I have found key evidence that the


on the The Baidu accounts, and in 2012 it published an article titled the future, I know that many people will put my words as a joke, I am willing to give you some truth to the evidence.
the evidence I have given is very simple, the world's most concerned about the World Cup, the final two will be the Netherlands and Spain, the Netherlands beat Spain 2-1, Wesley Sneijder and you could not guess the other bench players into the ball. I hope my words do not spread to South Africa before the World Cup finals
, or I worry about the mentality of the affected players, which changed history.
I'll be back a month later, when I hope you all like to believe my words about the future!
and published on the 7th floor: But you have to look after the removal, because you should know.
the stickers did not present cause for concern, but with the conduct of the group stage and into the knockout, especially popular in the Netherlands beat the champion Brazil, the glue the users attention and quickly discussed , thread overwhelming. A number of registered users from the future, B from the future, C
from the future, all kinds of large numbers of fake ID, etc., to get attention.
Up to now, has been reprinted more than 4300 Citie, attracting people to come to the right crowd of more than half of 2012, post it in the future to discuss the purpose of motivation from X , for example, some people have to expose him, but his is more sought after and support, users have
called fire.
to July 8, 2010 14:26:00, hits the post and reply to 9930935 114312
respectively, and up to 2 million or so per second clicks per hour, more than 100 million nearly the speed of replies to a rapid increase, is called the God of netizens posted. By the public attention on the World Cup, Citie will likely be the highest post in the history of clicks.

7 月 8 at noon time, click rate this post more than 5 pages per second speed is crazy reply, worthy of the name of God posts.

Up to 8 March 2010-7, predicted that God's prediction is correct so far, has the final positioning of the Netherlands and Spain. Am looking forward to July 12, the Netherlands and Spain for the final results.
X the future we hope to be confirmed to calmly so as to read as follows
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brother when we pay homage to the future, when someone called the Tao have found a forum earlier version that most of the content and paste exactly the same predictions of the future brother!
Address:

Posted at 2010-5-28 12:15
[away from McCain in South Africa] I'm blind Ban Xian Ban Xian I was telling me I would be willing to believe that my World Cup predictions Ban Xian
I came, I was blind Ban Xian, I will tell the future, I predict, though I live in now, but I thought living in the distant future, but no one believes I have been suffering from a lot of people just think of me as a fool.

I now give some basis, that is, we are very concerned about the World Cup, I predict: the Netherlands and Spain will face in the final, the Netherlands will be the score 2-1 victory over Spain, Sneijder and Another bench player into the ball.

I just hope I predict South Africa will not spread too early, so as not to affect the players to change history, and perhaps you do not believe now, but the facts will confirm what I predicted, a month at the World Cup I will stay with you watching the World Cup, I just hope people will think of me
predicted today.


then the ID called ! Solemnly declare! !
it all came from the 2012 cult Baidu to me good people: the small to bother me add my QQ.
Hell! What is the future I'm not your God, this brother I'm full after a meal, but the eggs of pain roots of a free software, and a blind cat encountered dead rats, no leisure to bother those of you sucks.
tired of all you brain damage is not bothersome.
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because it has a strong mystery, it gave the Post casts a layer of mystery, after the online media reports
and friends follow the trend of psychological self-suggestion, with the result that posted a Peoples attention of Based on the above evidence, it is only a coincidence, what the next person does not exist. For many other versions of the

I will post my question, after it sent to 2012 and found to be deleted immediately, indicating that Baidu is also involved in the paste of the hype, they are trying to hide the truth. We can imagine, from the World Cup starts Baidu Post Bar have predicted thousands of stickers, two
finalists until the emergence of Baidu in 2012 it found a sign affixed to the actual situation in the forecast , white belly remove the other results posted incorrect prediction, except for this

Sunday, May 15, 2011

This effort is married wife who is also such a blessing I will teach my children

one daughter drinking events
fast one year old, curious about everything, especially water dispenser switch curious, very worried about her grandmother with her, has been watching and stop to stop, to know that this is difficult thing, adults always walked away, while the daughter is in the walker can walk around inside the. So I decided not to look at the water dispenser switch is not very dangerous, as long as the water will stop a free hand, and its been on tenterhooks as she looked hot to be useful once more, and soon she gave to the hot, and remember this is dangerous, in a very long period of time not to go touch. I told her the way she is because we stop this thing is dangerous, so remember, things that adults have to stop you move makes sense, do not think year-old children do not understand, in fact, they will listen to understand. Well, it should be too early to understand the girl, the boy will be here later.

two events
daughter almost two socket when the socket holes on the wall very interested, so I brought her tape recorder, telling her an electric hole in the wall, a tape recorder necessary, insert the plug when the need to hold back the plastic part, this security, if the metal took the previous two will die, and when the plug socket with wet hands is going to die. Daughter is still very feared dead, though not necessarily know the specific will happen, but the word is a very bad terrible things. In less than two years old the day she learned plug socket, from that day we often call her to help me to chip in XX kinds of sockets, she has dragged her tape recorder in this room to hear, again and again to the room Listen, do not ask us to help her. Well, she was safe to live now, never touch over power, I would not worry about her shock, I even told her that if you see a wire you want to know whether live, you can hand back go try, there is power, then will hit you, be a little pain a little buzz, but remember do not mind to grab his hand, will bounce back of the hand touch, no risk, palms will lose touch, that is terrible out.

three, dressed for her daughter two years of age suffer PP
bath clothes he wears, but their novelty had worn off, will try to be lazy. Bath one day, wearing the clothes of a half, said to me, mother, help me dress it. I am very happy to say, can, however conditional, to help you wear a one you let me play with it, I like to play up the feel you PP. She considers it, agree to exchange, so I helped her to wear two socks for a couple of PP, I still remember that my two hands sore the next play. After using her face was very embarrassed, and I was very intoxicated PP in there to admire her how to play up the feel good name will make people addicted. . . . . . The next day, dressed very Hi, I offered to help her skin dripping clothes, and beat her repeatedly affirmed PP too fond of the feeling, I hope she'll give me a chance to enjoy.
, of course, now I have not been able to find the opportunity to enjoy.

four, his daughter two and a half
home, in a small class is also on the period of time, the deep red light stop green light to understand the rules.
One time I took her shopping in the downtown area told her that I'm going to look flat, and asked if she could know the way home, whether their own home, of course, she thought no problem, so far with me behind her, to see how she go home. Daughter very seriously and so the traffic lights at each intersection, and even in one of the intersection until the sixth green when it is over. Later I learned that she did not just look at the green light, but also over time to see if there is no other car could have run a red light, confirm the safety of 100% was passed.
fact responsible for their own children, when that's more responsible than adults.

five insects is a very lovely creature I am very scared of
terrifying the Rouchong that knows this stuff is harmless, but is afraid ah.
children do not know how to fear, my selfishness is not afraid to teach her daughter to help me after the worm gear. So one day only insects peaches, I told her sweeter peach worm, and that inside the worm is very cute, and fertilizer in vain, will be crawled. Daughter asked the insect does not bite me, I answered, these insects are vegetarian, and you are dirty, and is too old for the biting insects do not move.
quite believe her, she caught the bug crawling around to see it in your hand, palm back of the hand back and forth to climb, crawl back into his left hand left hand right hand climbing, eating send the worm on the table looked at insects to eat, climb far away come back again to continue watching. I, I, I screamed pressure in the throat, can not make a frightened expression, and if I was a little frightened, from the daughter of harmless insects would have been afraid that somehow, I always remember that I is how to finish the meal.
she began to bring back a variety of large and small domestic caterpillar, and finally my nerves became very strong, and actually no longer afraid of these soft worm fertilizer, and then found that the brain actually some caterpillar head grow quite cartoon. We always hope will keep out the butterflies, the facts prove that, all of which eventually grew into large and small caterpillar moth.

six, sex
come from every child would ask myself, I have been waiting, and finally she asked, and I then took her to buy two human anatomy, but also found two outline drawings. And detailed explanation of all the organs, the function of each organ, of course, includes men and women's reproductive organs, she is to come from further out. Conclusion is that how come in on how to go out, but came in time to a microscope to see, it was already after ten months of a baby a lot. It is just general knowledge, honesty, I think so, so her daughter and it will accept, is also no mystery. Was so thorough in understanding, the daughter is no longer interested, others tease her, she would look more calm and told them that he drops come from, everyone is like this out.
seven, lying on the ground crying and crying
daughter rarely used as a means to achieve their goals, because one has not succeeded, after seeing on a small small success stories, then learn and use, in the day to and we ate porridge or to a separate article for her lay down on the ground below. Our family went to the of town when she the air. Here to thank my mom, she was the beginning of sweeping, when the sweep to the place where her daughter lying on her to come to lie in the past that, here I have to sweep the floor, Do not cross, and I play with you and then lie down sweep back. Then her daughter moved to continue lying to cry, one would say, well, I put a clean sweep here, you can lie back. Actually the daughter of two and a half really and lay back to the original place humming. Our whole family went into hiding laughter. When the daughter of a half-hour of air finally found success stories of others can not do it on her, to please get up, I feel that is good to eat plain porridge, finished his P P Britain Great Britain ran a clean eat the porridge .
Until now, I never saw her lying on the ground crying as a means to an end. In fact, many children act only test for the first time to stop, there will be no second time the same basic behavior.

eight, do not eat their own losses, not someone else's quarrel
day before meals with me, put a heavy bowl on the table and said fiercely, see you on its hands, and I do not eat the . I immediately said, yes, but not until the next meal you can eat anything. Daughter started a little timid, to say that I am not saying I do not eat, just do not eat with you, so you finish I come to eat. I answered her, either now eat together, or you keep the next meal and then eat together, there is no third option. She said that I do not eat the Qi Gugu.
we had finished off the stage manager, began to discuss a smile, how a foolish people who do not actually get to eat to threaten others, they do not eat other people are not hungry, laughable person, actually threatened to take his hungry others, ha ha ha ha ha. . . . . . . So the cost of a meal to hungry, my daughter learned to get hurt themselves to threaten others, is the stupid thing. Similar things in her life, never appeared.
nine, limited toys, unlimited fun
daughter's toys from small to large is extremely limited, the basic no electric, all the toys, take a Large bags will be loaded up.
so few toys, not because of economic reasons, because the more children the less simple toys, attention focused on the easier, more rich in imagination, the more treasure things.
children like to play in the water, his daughter is no exception, my condition is that you can play in the water, but only to the bathroom, and play well to get yourself to the bathroom clean. A keg of a basin, an empty Coke bottle, plus a funnel, a spoon can while away an entire afternoon, she would bucket of water with a small cap or large spoon to get little by little Coke bottle sometimes and sometimes not funnel, fill bottle poured into the basin, the basin filled with water and then the same method to get into the bucket, sometimes the size of the various instruments at the bucket according to the basin, fill water without water by half by adding water at, is the press against the press, think of all the circumstances, a person having all the fun, and never tired before.
small classes, the daughter can sit there for an hour or two focus to concentrate on doing one thing.
Teletubbies was the daughter of favorite shows, the mall also has to sell, she was like, so I told her when she can have a birthday, she can pick one in four in the second year birthday until the second antenna her baby, after the long wait to get something is worth cherishing. From the hour of her most want to have to go through waiting for things to get, the longest wait for a year. So now things are very much cherish her, understand value and want to know what will really need to consider.


ten, learning to write is the need to learn to write the quota
figures, and bought a Miao Hong, to the daughter, then told her that this is a quota, only a day Write half a page, can not exceed.
children learn things from the start is always very interested in, and wished he could write off about half of the day, wrote a very happy, the quota has run out, closing out the book, find useless, only write tomorrow. So develop a habit to write off half a page each day until a certain pleasure. Very relaxed and happy to learn how to write complete number of the process.
key is to maintain the mystery, has been suspended by her interest and curiosity brought her to beg her to learn to write, to become her to beg you to write more, but it might not agree, continue to use quotas to hanging her until the task is completed.
November, less than two years old daughter to share
(suddenly discovered that most of the corrective actions have occurred in shape within three years) , her grandmother often buy shrimp fried shrimp crowded for her to eat, there are times I saw, took a few try chopsticks, her daughter said, how do you eat my shrimp. Who says I answered your shrimp, picked up the spoon to eat two spoonfuls of half of bitter, daughter react, rush to grab to eat with me, but she grabbed me how, how to grab me. . . . . . Hey! The shrimp looked at her empty bowl away tears down, I told her, something no one can eat, nothing is your own, how to eat to how we want to eat. From that day where she likes to eat a certain point I have to go half of the children is a good education, she soon got used to sharing.
sometimes see something she liked to eat, we want her to eat more, will say that this thing could not bite my toothache, or something I do not like this. . . . . . And so looks reasonable excuse, you help me to help me eat it, begged her to use a certain tone, so she felt she was doing you a favor (of course such things can not be doing too much, more are not interesting), then the daughter will eat happily, it was unexpected be happy. If you do not learn to share, the child will think that he deserves, and do not feel happy, but as long as someone points out even a small population will be angry; and habits of the children to share even if it is to eat more to an accident and will feel happy. Do not eat less of an impact on life, know how to share, easy to be happy state of mind will benefit children for life.

second, their relatively small when
get (really forget what year, but must be less than three years old) to take her downstairs after dinner to play every day, many children on the square, some children will bring some toys down, my daughter sometimes want to play not dare to ask me to help her to say. Of course, I flatly refused, telling her that this is something you want to play, or play your own to discuss borrowed, or do not play. Tolerance for a few days, and finally she had to borrow the first step, like his play, of course, sometimes by less than, but most of the time, or can successfully borrow. As long as a success, and it was much easier after the children are Zilai Shu biological ah. Later she found with the kind of toys down to play with people switching to their own want to play more easy to play something, well, you get.
XIII, talent training
failure when small children totally dependent on adults to survive, they can not protect themselves, so the old days to give them a gift, it is fine to judge the tone to distinguish adult, slightly larger than life environment that they will observe the subtle, even small changes that can be found, which is the natural or animal instincts, because they can not to protect themselves, so very sensitive to environmental change. When the child of a two years old, parents will find almost all the children are very observant, and almost never forget it, then parents will be pleasantly surprised, but soon, when they grow up, growing ability, talent will gradually disappear, how to keep it this fleeting talent.
this point, I was a failure, the method is simple, but persevere until at least six years old. . . . . . Unfortunately, the opportunity will not have missed.
children read every night to a story, when the child will speak after the speech, let him retelling the story yesterday, could not speak to read once (Please be assured that the child's memory of talent), to repeat them back to continue reading the next period, from short to long day after day, sustained five or six years old, you will find that the child can not forget who heard, heard the night before the big papers over the story, the next night you can almost verbatim on the back out. Because it can completely back out of the late stories, put up their own books to read, according to the book on what literacy is simply a matter of course. This requires the patience of the parents has a strong and perseverance (guilty a thousand times), never forget that every child is a genius in fact.
my cousin made it, after I failed to understand how her parents had to bring her such great talent.

fourth, fell, bleeding outside
daughter fell, got up and found a lot of broken skin, bleeding, and nervous. I knelt observed, the smile said to her, ah, bleeding, and we go back to find a bowl of blood Shing up this bar, it can burn blood soup pot, fill it, do not waste friends. Click on her strained nerves relaxed.
home, I helped her out of alcohol disinfection, should talk to her shows, this is a disinfectant used, put on broken skin may be painful, but it could not bear the pain, the wound may be infected, The meat may be rotten to the more painful when the meat out, or bacteria into the blood had sepsis, it will die. Daughter thought that, then you disinfect it, I can tolerate it.

fifth, dental
small small daughter, finally quit the habit of dangling bottle to sleep, but her two front teeth for a long soak in the milk, the bore out the point So I plan to take her to mend some, the more bore the greater province.
prior notice her daughter, bore out her teeth, if we do not deal, will develop permanent damage to her, if you take her to repair teeth, treatment time may be a little pain will be out of the blood, but all not too much, and then asked her, you see, is not going to fix it. Daughter, agreed. Sit in the dentist's chair, the doctor did not dare to start, I had to surface again when the doctor asked her once, be reaffirmed, the doctor hands trembling earth, the whole process of her open mouth generally motionless wood, and afterwards told me that You said you would a little pain, in fact, did not hurt. Saw a lot of his chair like a butcher as a child, the doctor is unable to meet such a counter to the filling of the children calm. Why the daughter is so calm
it, for I had informed the situation may occur, such as pain, such as bleeding, she had mentally prepared, it is not afraid. Resistance may be more children crying not because of pain, but the instinctive fear of the unknown damage.
so do not think small children, deceive on it, they will remember you fool, will not trust you, next time lie not so easy. Do not underestimate the capacity of the child, telling the truth will make them trust you more, so that the pain they may be psychologically prepared, they can bear the pain is actually very small creatures. Sixteen, corporal punishment
then trustful child, there are always provoke the parents to feeling angry and wished he could have died when a slap shot, Otherwise it is not a puppet of the child.
One day, I am worried they will not help against the daughter of a slap down, so the birds out of the heart that export gas. But the anger is so, or suffer internal injuries may be, it will be like once the hands of the Yellow River dike, then beat up close can not be beat hand, beat the child's parents a lot of excuses for the child, in fact, more to their own hearts breath. This is his daughter, so the only internal injuries.
I said to her daughter, the last to remind you once, I'll hit you if repeated, and made a play about, made two dozen or two, the third striking four, each doubled. Daughter said, no. I said, supplementary conditions, punished good when you have your pants off beating the bed, if you refuse, then I caught a hit, beat the changes in two, hit two of the variables looked, in short double.
she challenge me, challenge me, challenge me. . . . . . Finally, I let her free to pick a place to be punished, she picked a room and not cleared the onlookers, lock the door, take your pants off their beaten. For her, this is a very shameful thing, but it is also very effective discipline methods, in general, as long as the reminder of a rule set, to avoid being beaten again, humiliated, it will comply with regulations.

see old age is three years old I saw an old saying often heard phrase
, but do not quite understand, my daughter was born, slowly found in the education, the ancients really TMD (emphasis added) had wisdom.
experts say education should be tender, to give children reasonable. Children less than three years old, big deal you understand? Maybe. But more important is not to reason with a child so small, the most important rule is to establish a year-old child will understand, If the child is wrong, even small children can not be tolerated again, we must immediately stop, and correctly guide their behavior, do not believe her children will naturally understand this argument, as long as determined at the first stop on an error, the child will soon understand and make the right behavior. Once the child's deviant behavior and then developed a habit is much more difficult to stop, the child will know what to do. Within three years old, most children have formed habits, If I had been correct the correction, you do not post over and over again as a shortcoming of struggle, the follow-up of the education also will be farther along. Seventeen, embroidery or dance
day, her daughter's grandmother said to me, you come to speak with her, she is more willing to listen to you, the kindergarten extra-curricular classes, What a girl let her go

learn to dance the best, but she refused to go to embroidery.
I called her and asked her, is not to the extra-curricular classes, she said yes, I said, what classes you want to do, my daughter, I want to learn embroidery

, I have not embroidered over it, but the grandmother to let me to learn to dance. Me: No, just my grandmother, it is your school, not her to go, you want to go to class even

What is your freedom, others have no control, but since it is your choice, you have to be responsible for their own seriously learn.
period, the daughter of regret have to say, I embroidered the A and B, C word embroidery lessons were only half over, and did not have embroidered.

eighteen, the results of their actions responsible for their own
district where many children, daughter contrived because they do not squeamish, it can Zilai Shu.
daughter asked me one day, can bring their children to play, I answer, this is your home, you can call the shots, if you bring their children to play,

you can be arbitrary, but in the end have to put everything back the status quo, because you bring a friend, so you are responsible.
very fond of children come to my house, because free. Usually I would ignore them, they play them, I do mine, and his daughter

will be responsible for hospitality, whether you eat, whether you play, all by her themselves.
will sometimes have a good time upended the ground, before leaving, the daughter will organize them to clean up. If you do not clean up before walking, and finally cleaning up himself by his daughter. This is what we said yes, she made a master, she was responsible for the results.

nineteenth, the bottom line
daughter buns appeared very normal bun, not with people care about, never seen her unhappy quarrel with a friend. Her grandmother had been very worried, often complain about my daughter Norinari steamed buns, and later will suffer.
large class, she brought a student to play, decided to send students to a book. Two piles of books, she read a bunch, a bunch is Mokan Wan, the daughter of allowing students to read a pile of books she selected one, but she insisted that a student she did not read the book. Daughter insisted that she also insisted on the students, so the daughter said, I have not seen this book can not give you, but can lend you, I wrote a library card, you sign a good name, and have read back to me. Two children seriously do a library card, sign a name, write down the date.
buns only superficial, there is always the bottom line, when the limit of touch in the end will come up with a solution, do not cause conflicts with friends. Forcing parents to let go of her childhood to find solutions to their problems, this is very necessary exercise drops. 141 # of: peach fish balls Reply Date :2010-9-20 7:14:00
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of writing in elementary school, the teacher asked of writing daughter can not write to me to teach. I took her to the front of the computer, taught her to open Google, fuzzy input essay topic, press the search button, and then told her that these are what you need writing, lug copy it, but your teacher should have read, So copy the whole of it can easily be found, you find several pieces together much copied. Copy writing such a thing back cooked a resuscitation of two or three back to back on the experience of four.
Why teach her daughter how to write copy, second grade children, vocabulary rarely, it is difficult to write vivid writing, the best way is to copy someone else's. When she pieced together several articles, all articles must be carefully read, pick out a paragraph of available words and find better ways to link up into a complete composition.
hey, I'm lazy, but this approach is indeed effective.

the twenty-first, do the first two years to ten
as close to the school from the grandmother, so he lived in his grandmother, but actually often do their homework to ninety o'clock, started an adult complained that too much school work, and later with her fellow students and found that some of the same work done before six, as some children and daughter to do ninety points. In fact, do not concentrate on her homework seriously, of course, play while doing so, and later there was a time she looked at her grandfather every day, but others just do not look very effective. So, very lazy landlord appeared. In fact, I just told her very seriously, and I know your amount of work, the latest from today to do a day job 8:00, 8:00 after the dare homework, I'll throw the book. Daughter of resistance, I'll tell the teacher, you will not let me finish my homework, I could not pay. I laugh, then you talk to the teacher that well, anyway, who could not pay jobs that you are not me, write you name on the blackboard is not me. Daughter of frustration for a whole month, I went to see her every day for a whole month, and her assignments are completed in six, and then to develop a habit, do not concentrate on looking at can be completed quickly.

why this could so easily to her bad habits to correct it, in fact, there are two necessary conditions,
First, I grew up instilled in her life to her own responsibility, I do not will be responsible for her, but also that the implementation has been, so she knew I said is true, she was his job could not pay the consequences. I grew
second set of rules are certainly in the absence of perhaps maybe next time and the like, so I said 8:00 before making a throw on her book, although not really perform, but she knew if I will definitely violate the Executive.
XXII
trust
-year-old daughter: I want to do extra classes on holidays?
me: Who the?
daughter: of course my last
me: Why do you ask me on


-year-old daughter: the teacher said to write to Grading, I do not consider it
me: Who test?
daughter: I test
me: something that none of my birds, ask me why


-year-old daughter: I want to come to the students, do not know my house, her mother to the park entrance , to accompany me to pick up about it.
I: I'll even such a trifle? You are not not know the way, pick up his daughter
: You are not afraid like I was cheated walked.
me: lie to you? First, you were 8 years old is too old for a liar, articulate, clear-headed, no family support
Second, you are a girl, can not afford a large sell price, uneconomical
three, say to get you to sell to others to do his wife have children, you have not developed too small, now have to lie to you to keep a lot of years to make money, too much loss of the
So, you are simply unwanted are now the most secure age, pay attention to safety can cross the road.
daughter:. . . . . . . . . .


-year-old daughter: my grandfather they want to go traveling for a week, then who is going to pick me up from school ah
me: then what are so big then, with a key to their bus, back
Daughter:. . . . . . . .


-year-old daughter: the school sports meet, I can apply for a project can also be reported to two, with the high jump, long jump, 100 meters. . . . . . . I think what newspaper you help Well, I can not decide
me: If your mother will get you reliable idea of ​​the tree that will sow the


eleven-year-old daughter : My gums jaw orthodontic Mozhao, and going to correct that
me: I did not empty this month, you set a time I bought tickets to you, you go to Shanghai to seek medical correction, remember to bring good information and Money
Daughter: Expo opened, I have not been to it
me: so hot, I decided not to, vote in the drawer, take the
daughter: I afraid I lose ah
: Expo opened, Shanghai is now the safest place in the country, super-multi-armed plain-clothes, where were you want to lose?
Grandma: either I go with
(grandmother will not have enough confidence to keep up)
Pro to the former, and grandmother stop the annoying chatters repeatedly asked her daughter, how the car turn how Metro Expo, how to eat
daughter: Can you not so bothersome, I can not take you.
Grandma: Well, I went to Shanghai will not only do you bother to follow

night ten o'clock, I received a daughter, Tel: mom, we are now on the train, the train X point X separately, About X minutes, you count the time to pick us.

the car to the rear, her grandmother laughed like a flower, and tolerance can not help, I am excited to say
Today I go to the hospital with her braces amendments are bought her ticket responsible for route to the hospital, his doctor said registration, I really just followed her have nothing to control
look at the map to the Expo to pick her line is complex, with to dinner, went to see other people are adult care of children, I just sat by her responsible for all meals delivered to my hands. Where I see things at the Expo, she told me that what my grandmother told me you fancy Well, I bought you.

trust their children, not verbal encouragement, is a real understanding of your child, believe that their ability to boldly, is the real trust II XIII
results are clouds on the elementary school, when his daughter was still in kindergarten, not to run their own examinations to teach others. Sometimes the subject of thinking to do and others do not like. Such as a math problem, a five Apple stores sell the morning, afternoon, seven pears sold, ask if you are the owner of the fruit into the what, why? What kind of fruit is just a simple comparison which sold more than entered. She replied, if I were the owner to enter strawberries, because I like to eat strawberries. When I accidentally saw this exam, the laugh to the wind messy. Well, I really do not think this is a problem, but the teacher must be an answer to see this black line. One can imagine, though not bad, but her grades will not be good. Six months later, the teacher every day, his daughter's grandmother said the family who care about her. Yes, her mother. Teacher, then please visit her mother come to school.
I heard the news very sincere smile with her daughter, I do ignore you how to learn, mixed with like, but do you have to give me face, how have mingled test average bar , if I lose face, you no good fruit, is not it.
daughter's grandmother is very worried, every day, said to me, you also pipe the results her, ah, ah pipe, and finally one day I'm angry, and told her that score is not important, learn to do the important talent, primary learning third grade words to almost all the basic knowledge, basic addition and subtraction, multiplication and division have all learned, even set foot on the community in general will use this point, no matter how good performance will not be a man, do not take care of themselves is also a waste of a primary science This is what a dog P, What is worth so nervous. Her grandmother was shocked, and you can not say to the children. I:. . . . . . In fact, I already talked to her this way. But hey, I told her there had added content is: you are unlucky, was born late, you see, XX and XX have not read any books they can mix a work, in general, the later it was born read to find a job higher education, China's education system is, you did not have to pick, I asked you nothing, but you want to find work to support themselves in future, or is mixed with a university degree was. Daughter nodded agree and regret, he was born much too late to read books for mixed jobs.
end, the teacher sent a text message to require review, just my daughter and I walk outside, I said to her teacher called your final review, you see, or need, the daughter shook his head, do it, I will, I nodded, I think so, you learn the little things that still need to brush too pig.
the end of second grade, math teacher on the child's grandmother said the children would be more difficult reading up.
third grade, as usual, other people's grades began to fall, the daughter is still not mixed with the same tepid results, fourth-grade end of the semester, I got the news that her daughter mixed with the results to a third So ahead of her family greeted the result on the line asked, not rewarded. The results are mixed because of her out, I do not want her for this performance and there is pressure to redouble their efforts in order to maintain, say the book is her own, her performance, why give the award for her achievements it. Freedom in the life of a child can easily have a few years, in order that a fraction of cloud-like results, give up this and that, not worth ah.
fifth grade, sixth grade, she was still mixed with, one has not been reviewed, the teacher said that the child has no sense of being, accomplishments, and not drag operation, well, this is my wish. Round, signed
daughter for several years hard brush calligraphy school, learn Script completion of regular script.
I: the Running learn, as you usually use the regular script, you need my signature, you use the line of bookmarks click on it.
daughter: No, the teacher said it was not his signature.
me: cut, usually the teacher told you to read back the text how do you call me to sign
daughter: that you are willing to sign, and now I do not want to sign on your behalf
Why am I so casually to help her daughter sign work, because to understand his daughter, the consequences of her actions by their own responsibility, no matter how I sign, the final result or if the back could not take her, so she definitely not for their daughter, why not
ramming paste sign on my behalf, because she knew if she took the exam 0 to I signed, I will certainly sign up smiling and said to her, this result is really not easy to test out, what kind of day to test this dung species level, let alone know me go out, it too shameful. So she totally unnecessary risks on behalf of the signature.

XXV, agreed after watching the film
A description of men and women I have a different book, my daughter does not know where to go picking out and see with great interest, one of which is male-female brain to see A piece different reactions, she did not understand, her daughter came to ask me
: A film is what
me: naked, no plot no clothes for the human mating slice
daughter: Did you see you < br> I: adults are generally seen
daughter: As you
mating with my cat: difference is that cat wearing a fur coat at any time in the same posture for mating, while the majority of the people in the film A stripped of mating, but also wear more clothes, mating, mating action from different angles, although the appearance different, but the sexual organs of touch, humans and cats or other animals did not differ
Daughter: I can see it?
Me: No, you're too small, A film provides at least 18 years old to see. This thing was not important, is to exaggerate the action sound to the performance of mating between men and women, so you can read the future, together we'll see.

Shaguai carefully at the edge of the husband, finally looked up to the mine and the wind was a charred mess of the head, in front of our cattle just sounded
wife and her eleven-year-old daughter A film
agreement agreed with the view to watch A watch A film
be watching films
A film A film

watch the film to see A piece
A film
XXVI, no money
daughter who had been buying them things, but still no idea for the money, because what to buy are adults foots.
two grades, I give her five dollars a month, told her that a month from now to give you five dollars, to buy anything with their money. She never came to me two days, said the school's key sub shop selling twice as expensive than outside, the school sold one dollar one, sell one dollar out of two. That the time was upset because she had just at school with their own money to buy one. Me: Yes, you can only be in school five dollars to buy five, ten can be purchased outside. Stimulated a huge difference to her deeply. The next day after school, she came to me said, was too expensive to buy and asked if I could help her to bear half the price (fifty cents). Me: No, Who told you before you buy do not compare prices, and say OK, you want to buy something for five dollars in it, the cheaper your Ye Hao Anyhow are you spend, I definitely will not Your behavior to buy this single.
Since then, the concept of her money, gold is quite accurate the

to the hotel guests, come packed in a million in cash in envelopes to her daughter, told her that I want to talk pro-wei not empty Checkout, you running a bit. She is natural to go with the waiter checkout, for a invoice with the rest of the money and come back to me. I asked her after all the money you pay out the account statement, she replied: No, ask what is 4500, I ordered 45 to give them the results more, and they have me a piece.

ten years old to take her to Shanghai to see teeth, chat in the car with her, do not talk with a bank card with cash, the card is a password. I put the card in the hospital to her let her go to checkout, collected in her ear to tell her the password. Daughter: Actually, I guess what is in the car to the password, but the driver on board, I did not say.

daughter's support for the measured grip, I am quite pleased with his aging mother.

xxvii,
abroad with their families one day to chat and talk to a lot of colleagues and friends around the children, reading does not gnaw drops to choose to go abroad, deep Let me BS.

I said to her daughter: Do you remember, later you can read the same as XX aunt infuse, then we will pay you the cost of going abroad, otherwise, would like to go abroad and so later he made money, We will not pay you the cost of a dime.

daughter nod in understanding. Xxviii, drawing the fifth grade classes
winter,
me: want to go to learn drawing, after you learn of this three-dimensional geometry is helpful, you can enhance your space imagination
Daughter: Well
me: You can first try a winter vacation, and if do not want to learn, and you can not learn, as long as the money to pay this quarter completion of the line.

the end of winter
Daughter: Mom, I would rather continue to learn, the teacher said, a level entrance test points can be added.
I: want to learn What the money in the drawer, to pay their own tuition fees.
Daughter: The teacher said I took so long I've never seen you
: Luanjiang, for the first time we have to pay to find one of you is not seen
daughter: He may not remember, but other parents will never come into you pick me
I: the need for this?
Daughter: ah, do not need this asshole

educational theory in my (my dad said, for my school's theory, though he knew I was telling the truth), the daughter of better than better for other children to consider their own future, we can see the child as long as the real responsibility for their own, others refer to the theory, but she will make judgments in their favor. Twenty-nine, talent you have you
daughter: Weng teacher (her daughter's drawing teacher) said that some children learn of Oriental Learning, the results are learning as well, might as well just concentrate on school, learning was fine.
me: master need talent, no talent and then work can only be craftsmen, you have the talent to paint it?
Daughter: No, our little girl, the teacher said she is very talented, just a few days later than I went to school to paint the inside, I was outside painting, I just sat against unemployment than others , seriously.
I: So, your not talented but ordinary people, more effort has not become the master, you as a man can do is study more carefully a variety of fur in the future not the ordinary people can Huhu .
me: ordinary people in the school's only teacher here, fur, the difference in the reaching of the epidermis or dermis, to concentrate on efforts to reach the muscle tissue Artisan, can only truly gifted to reach the bone through the center.

thirty, self-control because it is not born
early, in fact, that this section be included in the top ten, hey, forget the
-year-old children within the established rules revisit the first reason, the reason understand it or not does not matter, but the rules must be strictly enforced, but there can break time.
summer, the provisions of the daughter of a small daily to eat cold, one day, her daughter made to eat one. My answer would be, but on one condition, you eat a day, day after tomorrow, can not eat it, you can choose a day, you can also choose to give up eating a share of the next two days. Daughters to eat one, two days later she did not eat cold again, so that rule broken only once to never be broken.
daughter: I can now eat fries with that?
I: Yes, but now fast food, and you can eat three pieces of food, but eat a meal to eat six.
Daughter: Well, I still eat dinner

daughter: I can now go out and play sand it?
I: Yes, but now it is time for a nap, and if now you can play for half an hour to play, sleep up to play, can play an hour
Daughter: I'm going to bed.

provisions of our daughter, not the important day, such as birthdays, such as the Spring Festival. . . . . Meals can not buy things. One day to go with the commodity market to buy her line, she stood next to the toy stalls looked very carefully for a long time, her husband: Oh, can not buy. Daughter, calm look: I'm just looking ah.
arrested him open end of the cover injuries, I always could not help but to stripping, has been stripping stripping, old wounds is not good, though know this is not good behavior, it is difficult to hold back. Daughter began to have this behavior, so I told her that if the cover strip, and after this will leave a scar on the skin, it is difficult to see. From the cover of her wounds are all natural loss, no longer had a peel, such self-control my breath deeply ashamed.
xxxi, girls are raised to the rich material
just talking the rich to be quietly raising her subtle, a little deviation, the results brought out the material girl is not installed upstarts like 13 female vanity .
Longines event is real, year-old daughter needs a watch, I gave her two, two watches style size and thickness are similar to Mickey Mouse's baby blue strap, cartoon chassis, Longines alligator strap, 18K gold watch, a price more than a people, a value of more than ten thousand. With a preparation of grounds, like with Which Which, anyway, there are differences in addition to the price of other similar. Of course I am sure her daughter would choose Mickey Mouse. And daughter, that watches, but because of the price difference between brands of different materials a hundred times, but essentially no difference.
I often put tens of thousands of the card to check out her daughter, used to like. If you used to see them, do not feel great, would not go out to show off, show off the essence is to think it will do great. Nutrient-rich essence is to make her believe that these things that the money was not important, only with this concept, the future was not easily deceived, parents do not have the mentality of the rich is not going to support his daughter, or else harm her.

XXXII, now not allowed to see my daughter in her QQ
computer chat QQ, suddenly I announced that I am now not allowed to see QQ.
I: What ah? Is not looking for a boyfriend (laughs, happy to say)
Daughter: Luanjiang, how could (with laughter)
me: It was awful, so do a mysterious do not have a boyfriend, daughter of boring
: I'm in the bar looking for a QQ group to join, told me about age, we talk about cartoons
me: do not what what is ambiguous, what what kiss Well, what great
daughter: it is not It is the people in the chat animation
me: ah, virtual guy ah, you are far worse than the mother, your mother recently the real guy in the group chat is that the clock XX
Daughter: I know, not that you have been looking thing
me: Yes, recently chatted with people killing pills, Shasha, but your mother that I love, could you recommend in your group, people die like a dog looks really, super nice
daughter: Yes Yes, this ultra-handsome are generally around the protagonist is not the most important sets of children that would

requires skill, first of all first the most serious situation in the most unlikely say nothing, such as a boyfriend, let the children know that it does not matter a secret to no more remarkable, and click on Remove the child's half guard.
When the children to tell you a secret, the above continue to believe that the most serious case they say no big deal. Well, the rest of the guard is also relieved.
then pulled with the children their same position, she told the guy you talk about animation, you let her know you are doing the same thing, much more than she talked, she was this juvenile. Their best interest to recommend one or two characters.
so-called secret became a cloud, you know want to know the children also relieved the guard on your xxxiii, small school of small
this period of preparation, thought that does not matter, but saw Post a few days after that or write about it.
little small on what to do to prepare before it
1, teach children to eat. On this, more than one year old baby when you can let them eat their own, and not be long before they can get their own, of course, headache is certainly the beginning. Not like to say many parents let their children lose at the starting line up, how the child to eat to lose do not fear them, feed himself exercise the power of the child's hand-eye coordination, that exercise the brain, increasing the child's self-confidence ( parents to let go, their children get the so-called Inverse-year-old, or of no obvious). In the two and a half before the child can be familiar with small small chopsticks, and on how might be hungry after the small small to ourselves.
2, to teach children to wear their own clothes and shoes off. Naps two to three ten children are sitting up and dress and the other teachers, you are afraid of him chilled, not frozen, but how could yet, get yourself, how cold was.
3, to teach children their own toilet, wipe yourself PP. Do not be afraid of children does not wipe clean, and more trained well, of course, in winter, because the child short hand clothes and more, you can ask the teacher for help.
4, to the children to buy clothes to wear off easily. Such as the anterior cingulate (in this course to learn on a small small buttoning a shirt before, this is beneficial to brain development, fine motor), buckle shoes to be magic, the kind of easy to wear off.
course, I do, so little small child, the basic problem that there is no way to see many parents do not feel bad children to wear warm enough to eat, you feel bad? How distressed children themselves do not get early church. Teachers are people will be tired, you try to stop crying day in front of twenty or thirty children will not eat will not dress, in fact, the cry is a teacher. Thirty, daughter ran next to join, a little boy turned around and hit her up as a result, her daughter gave to the sand on the floor playing, of course, does not fall very light. The child man stared, and looked at her daughter, and I look to the side stand, helpless, afraid to see very tight. I then move the move sky 45 degrees. . . . . . Went out shopping this. 15 minutes and then come back to play his daughter has joined the ranks, very happy, go back Shihai agreement come back tomorrow.
daughter deal with their own home after the wound, I asked her after a fall there is no strange little boy, she replied, he is not intentional, and I fall not too heavy, it just there is some blood, pain nor is it too much.
daughter did not even ask my reaction, because she knew even if she was knocked to the fracture of the children, and I will send her to the hospital rather than blame others. Because this is still her thing, the subject matter between peers to solve her own judgments, blame and not blame her own choice.

xxxv daughter, though you are human, but can also cast point machines
daughter: math test today, most people consider a 80 +, I was 86, only three test 90 or more, a test of 99.5, normal test results are also up and down 80 +.
me: Let me guess, the three 90 + at least two boys, the boys must be 99.5.
daughter: how do you know so standard (mouth-type O characters)

daughter: English exam today, two failed, only five of 90 +, that I had 92
me: must have failed two boys
daughter: how do they know

daughter: the final exam a lot of people 90 +, that I had 98
me: What about all that math super good boy estimated no higher your score on the test
Daughter: Hey, why do you suppose so prospective

daughter in fifth grade, has been developed, because never review, these results truly reflect her the brain case to prove that his daughter is just a man, a general feminization of the brain, and science in the future also unlikely to have great potential.


my sixth grade daughter: You do seem little chance of winning out in the science area, but then, though you may not have a strong science mind, but you generally in language learning off than men strong. English it, which are used by life, can communicate fluently accessible, the future opportunities you may be a little more than others, China's exam-oriented education also has the advantage that the scores count package, you may be weak little science, but the English training is strong, but also to a certain extent, compensate for your weaknesses.
training courses in a circle, after shaking, her daughter decided to go to English. Teacher, four small classes, their own newspaper for three years.
first day back I asked: How old are the other three children go to school you?
daughter: Two work, one is looking for a job
me:. . . . . .
daughter: the teacher arranged for me to class under the classroom teacher, I said to her Well, I did not understand very well, the first preview courseware it.

second time I ask: did you do today, two hours of courseware it?
daughter: No, an hour, an hour I went to the teacher talk about something.
me: when a person do courseware? The teacher did not see you to help you?
daughter: how could a teacher to do, of course, a person to do their own courseware
me: it find a teacher talk about it?
daughter: first find my English teacher given a name, she took a bunch of let me pick, I picked a short. Then set the next class with her time, talked about something else also made the questionnaire sheets.

for his own plan, to do things their own daughter, although ordinary people, but I believe that her heart would be less worried about a lot. XXXVI, mud horse
It was a magical species, I first saw deeply impressed and quickly recommended to her daughter. And together they search to find all the photos and song versions of the mud horse, listening to laughing while overjoyed and decided to buy a pair. However, N-playing phone and found this thing you have to die, one as long as seven or eight million, counter-offer and not the next, unable to agree on the circumstances can only be dropped. Anyway, will decline in value, so you can buy or a daughter agree.
may be bad taste, and sometimes we will sing in the house with mud horse version of the song out of tune, delighted.

xxxvii, poor mao
daughter: I heard that Mao Zedong died, not bad for decades but also for people to see the coffin lying in Crystal
me: this man, though your mother I am BS him, but also very sympathetic to him. We Chinese people pay attention to rest in peace, he died over thirty years, and also made a specimen to tours, not buried peace.
Daughter: Why should I do this to him?
me: do not know who made this decision not have any grudges with mao, maybe then people who visit his specimens with respect to him, after all that time he was a deified figure, but our generation has been without his sense, let alone your generation, is estimated to visit the young people now are like the body of a woman holding the mood to see the millennium to go.
daughter: dead specimens were also made to visit people, poor
me: your mother if I die, remember that ashes be buried to find tree fertilizers is estimated to be a total nutrient fertilizers. Xxxviii, cats
family has three cats, one white and yellow, all stray cats in the area last summer, a white cat called a day stuck atop a tree, year-old daughter went to their own security, said the cat to the stuck atop a tree, please help security, so security and climbed down to help her catch her home.
adopted only daughter is still in the stage of a small white cat milk, claiming it was her cat, the other two is the mother cat. Daughter's cat is only male cat, slowly growing point nature came out, went to bed, the site plan is really a disaster, unbearable, although cats are still sent to do or sterilization. Daughter holding her cat suddenly asked, men are prostate, prostate that male cats have it. I: This is a problem and needs to check.
male cats do have the original Ha, just like people will also have inflammation, tut.

thirty-ninth, snake
summer, my daughter at home, I go to work, she called and found a snake in the yard, do not know if there is poison, with the yellow stripe, about one meter is not
for a call to another: the Internet finding out that she, like snakes, and still do not know whether the toxic
third phone call: my grandfather came, took the shears to repair the fence that snakes head and neck of a pair of scissors , but did not cut, the snake swam into the bush not pull out. Grandfather that day to say, go.
night I go home, with Internet search, finally found the same snake, is a non-poisonous snakes. I said to her daughter: no poisonous snakes, and yellow are significantly less not bad, you should PM this thing alive. Sigh, if this snake is very expensive to buy, not necessarily always get the meat is very fresh, if only the dead skin Pa Mei Mei can eat meal. Daughter was overjoyed, and seek to catch his father, his father replied: scared, afraid. Called my grandfather, my grandfather back: too late, unhappy over the catch (I guess also a little afraid of.) N-playing phone is found to be no one to help her catch up, so to ask me to catch a snake, I flatly refused, his aging mother I fear that the top things to comfort her: I'm afraid of. I: So who catch? Daughter: I catch you standing on top of me to play like a flashlight.
I stood on the steps above to play flashlight, do a good job running posture at any time, my daughter wore disposable gloves in the Court found the snake, named after a long pull up, this snake was still alive. Then she gently touched the snake hand, murmured: good poor snake, I just pull a long time, certainly killing me. At dawn tomorrow, then we decided to catch the snake came out, I asked her how to do caught, daughter: of course, put ah. I: So you want to eat it just is not it? Daughter: Just thought it would not waste the snake ate it dead, but alive, of course, put the outcome of
snake, dead, cut the next day it hurt too much, do not know when the summer did not dare eat dead , daughter depressed, did not have to let go was not any waste.

forty dogs
her love of animals so that others sometimes startled surprise, she saw the dog of any size have to hold over both touching something, the bigger the dog the more love, who seek I keep only the big white bear to help her, I answered the city are not allowed to raise such a large dog. Daughter: Then we move to the country go.
some time, after dinner, her daughter is a loving person to go out of square with a variety of mixed dog stroll, and always report to me, today saw a Labrador, today saw a Su Mu, today Tibetan Mastiff to play with one, or puppy to the, today was only the grass with a dog so large .....
home one day to stroll the area to see an adult large neighbor dog, rush want me to stop, the dog ran away, the dog owner the dog rope to pull her daughter and smiles: This is the sled, do not bite. Flanagan dog rope holding her so in the district where the dogs stroll two back, the way back to the yard with them to chat with the big dogs to dinner.
Interestingly, no matter how the dog had never bitten her daughter, even a very extraordinary kind of bite to shut up vicious dogs. Cats are extremely sensitive animals feel if a man pretending to calm nervous, but never lie to fool people, but these animals, they will feel the human nervous, so they are more intense it easier wounding. While his daughter from time to time these animals as friends, relax her no hostility, so the animals to relax, then fierce dogs so she can reach out and touch. I taught her the face of animals, if you are afraid, then do not pretend that is not afraid to hurt it as soon as possible before you try to run away or off each other, but if you really are not afraid to relax, then relax not to hurt the animal will normally you, these animals will be determined by how you feel on your attitude. XLI, sleep like
daughter is three minutes, hours, one day before nap eat something, I do not agree, then ask his daughter, I proposed a compromise, as long as she fell asleep three minutes, I called her up to eat. Her daughter no concept of time, but also know that three minutes is very little time, it was agreed, and told at least three minutes and be sure to call her up, I told some three minutes to fall asleep, eyes closed, not too light.
I always observed, an hour later, her daughter woke up a little sign, immediately stepped forward to pat and gently said, Wake up, three minutes is up. Daughter rushed eyes open, I work table, you see it I am trustworthy, full of three-minute call you right away, and now you can go out. Nod daughter happy, I feel three minutes of sleep a large profit. This mode of consciousness in her daughter minutes before the very good use, then there is no consensus over minutes later. Sometimes her daughter would only sleep for two minutes insatiable requirement, although promised her no problem, but for real, I would say at least three minutes is already a time, two points are too far, can not agree. She actually test it, so the agreement is still third. Forty

, medicine
daughter is very small (I remember it was a year old), we usually drink green tea daily to maintain the mystery of her, state can not give her a drink from time to time, but by the I occasionally give her a secret, put it very mysterious, in fact, children do not know what flavor of green tea, do not know why she can not drink, but so secretly carrying people to drink a sip of mystery is unusual pleasure to meet. So he came to
given medicines, everyone has when he faces tea, state can not give her drink, and I put the medicine on Shaonei, secretly pretending to get a scoop of her, fed her, and told, quick drink , do not let people have found. Quick drink and then get her own cup to drink water and pretend we did not do anything the way, my daughter does not make people focus entirely on the discovery, what did not care to drink, drugs are still a quiet and green tea drinking the joy of satisfaction.

Wednesday, May 11, 2011

Some interesting psychological phenomenon

one, the more information the human face of the results of the worse choice

the saying goes, determine Psychology

University of Texas researchers said, people often holds that the more relevant information to make decisions, the better. The new study has reached the opposite conclusion. Those tested were asked to provide a computer program to answer 250 questions, and calculate the cumulative score. Some people know in advance the number of questions and options, some people do not know any information. It was found that the more information that people know the score lower. This shows that choice, too much information but may affect people's decision.

Second, why do women love a man's hand pull it?

physical contact with women like to express their goodwill and intimacy, between men and straight men, magnanimous and selfless, they rarely to represent the feeling of closeness with the action.

children like to side like a baby nestled in adults, it is the performance of animal property.

with age, people in a rational and mature animals to the gradual degradation of the original habits, hidden to the rational behind. When a woman is shy or not good at using language to express their feelings, she got used to physical contact with this most original and most straightforward approach as a means to convey their feelings. In this sense, women and children are more animal than man's.

from a psychological point of view, women's heavy feeling, thinking the problem is also a seat of your pants, and their senses more sensitive than men, especially the sense of touch. Therefore, women are more accustomed to the feeling of touch to replace the language of expression. Date with his girlfriend when people not only use the ears to hear what she says but also what to do with her eyes. Only then can a more accurate insight into the true intentions of her heart.

body state study found that linguistic experts, each person has a psychological Every self-centered, four weeks to expand to form a mental egg defensible space, once the invasion of other people, will cause him (her) tension, vigilance and resistance. The more unfamiliar, the greater the distance between each other, the greater the interval between the body. On the contrary, the psychological distance of defensible space will gradually shrink the school, for example, the normal between husband and wife relationship between parents and children the most intimate, so the psychological distance between them can be reduced to zero, that close contact between the body produces.

Therefore, if your companion in the walk, always like to hold your hand close to or touching your body and your mind that she has been greatly shortened the distance, she do not care about you penetrated her

Some men do not understand the way a woman close to this expression, when his girlfriend's body close to him, then elated, mistaking her own desire for a physical, and he probably will be very disappointed . Woman touch a man's body, is not entirely to the physical contact, and more from the spiritual, psychological closeness, she may be just as close to your goodwill and Bale said. This is the only and must not aspire to the impossible.

three concerts, and why the audience would sing along?

had introverted, shy speaking in front of people, a concert will follow when the loud singing, watching sports competitions will cheer loudly for the athletes. The same person in different situations how would there be such a big change? When people put their bodies being buried in, the individual awareness will become very weak. Psychology, this phenomenon is called Weak after the change of individual consciousness, to not notice someone to watch their surroundings, feel that Great desire to make himself open to a sense of further growth. Anyway, no one around to know themselves, nor did the shackles of relationships, so shy of people in this occasion will be singing loud, loud cheer. In addition, shouting out, but also a way to release stress, can make people feel comfortable. Therefore, some people even shouted my addiction.

However, if this state continues, but there are some risks. When people are too weak self-awareness, it will start to feel something is not their own doing. Such as the avid football fan, if the self-consciousness is too weak, it could develop into a danger to society Of course, While maintaining a social group, the

psychologist Jinbaerde Zengyi female college students is the object of a terrible experiment. He let in the experiment of female university students who were punished for making mistakes. These female students were divided into two groups, one group of people hanging their names his chest, while another group of people were over my head, others can not see their faces. Dressed by the staff who make mistakes, the psychologist invited female students to participate in the experiment to give directions, so that they punish people for making mistakes, punishment is electric shock. Experimental results show that the head was covered in that group of people, shock offenders longer. Thus, sometimes,

Fourth, learn to resolve their conflict

baby when the baby and other small conflicts between partners, parents first reaction is probably the baby as soon as possible to teach problem-solving approach, however, The latest studies show that this approach does not allow baby to become more cooperative, more easily with people.

the best way is not to teach him to solve the problem, but rather to help baby sort out a problem-solving ideas, so that he could imagine a variety of problem-solving. After the baby in the face of this training conflict, will continue to transform ways to achieve their goals, and a lot more

and wayward baby do not rivalry.

child looks very willful child, grow up may be a strong-minded, capable, innovative, there are as people, not necessarily a bad thing. Therefore, when the baby wayward, the parents not to indulge in rivalry with him, but to take the right way to help him learn to control his emotions, regulate their own behavior. If the parents bad attitude, see the baby's wayward behavior severely reprimanded, but the growth of baby negative.

Fifth, take the elevator, why do people always look up

one day, take the elevator, I as usual, looked up at the number of display floor, suddenly aware of: Why, when every time I take the elevator up will be looked up to see it? Also, I looked around and found that they actually like me, also looked up the floor looking at the number shown. Is there any number of floor displays of magic it? What is incredible is the psychological effect of work behind it?

In fact, the behavior of the elevator looking up with our The so-called private space, is in a certain space around our bodies, when someone broke into our private space, we will feel uncomfortable, uneasy. The size of personal space vary, but generally around 0.6-1.5 m, about 1 meter. According to the survey data show that private space of women than men in the big, aggressive personalities more private space. In a crowded tram, we will feel uncomfortable, it is because people go into their personal space.

elevator is a very small space. In the elevator, people's private space appeared intersection, that is felt each other into their own private space, they will feel uncomfortable, anxious to leave as soon as possible in this narrow space elevator. As soon as possible to the point of view it is like to

Furthermore, staring at the floor of the figures show, not just to confirm to their going to the floor. When we hurry to leave this small space, the number of non-stop change makes us feel the elevator moving, so we feel they are in a

VI Road see, unfortunately, why do not want a helping hand extended?

in the subway or on the road to see the difficulties of the elderly, in fact, everyone wants to go and they are one mind. However, the real action seldom. Is it because the city's people are more shy? Does have this factor, but the proportion of very small.

have another psychological reasons, so that we do not want to lend a helping hand, and that is when many people around, we would like to mind: helping hand extended. In psychology, this phenomenon is known as the Ringelmann

German psychologist has done a dragnet for all the experiments. The results, when drawing in the net increase in the number of people, each person is reduced the force out of it. Originally, we believe that the increase in the number of multiplying the effect will play, that every one out of the force will increase, but it is not. When the number of the more long time, people will feel more

the presence of someone else, people always think: kinds of psychological effects of work results.

Chaoshan if a try harder than English Grade 8

one multiple-choice questions (5 points each):

1. you face in vain in vain, hoe hoe asthma more than a quarter of a large Friends Tam words: br> A. I know that bad off to the extravagant B. C. D. atheism feet

no ghosts 2. Please select the following four words meaning a person in my flat like a:
A. White Ren B. C. No tennis evil D. pump fear of brain

3. Here is a word used to describe the ; A. C. Wu shocked B. White Yellow surprise surprise surprise

4 D. Green . feet through a village called Church was arraigned get married B. C. D. something was hanging on upside down

5. ah A A A A crane in a long-standing non-tennis, tennis no individual to make a crane for Kang A class. Finally one day, Iran is really serious to force too much, so he personally worry Hsu: bottom flap, then a 'car you I go to' a is the pulse mean?
A. too lazy to describe each other, cars are not drag the other B. angry C. criticize each other stupid not to ride like an idiot. D. shows that he is accustomed to use in some really stand each other

6. If people worry you: A slow love boots stuck to the enterprise dead! quarrel with that thing and do another D. C. very eloquent

7. a person accused Iraq more than two earners: North back to the mouth of a branch school to stand Ah Oh! hard, the old B. too many things would not rest, his mouth greedy old prattled C., D. always poured out to eat eat, the old issue of terrible noise

8. One day on the QQ was a time when a A A A B Tam: promise in the above sentence, in a word I use more?
A. Ju died of abdominal cool soil B. D. C. Crane evil force fire

9. When I was worried by a crane after the lucky one, then, often many people are worried Iraq :; A. Line drawn B. Han Chi White D. C. concoction poured

two false questions (each question 5 points):

1. criticism of men and women but useless (women) line loss clog A. is B. No

2. described deserved, for bringing the ;
A. is B. No

3. You float small, nàn Xu Luo Well is cooked, glazed no ghosts Do not sweep me Ti peach. Means that you still young, we are not familiar, do not take me for no reason joking.
A. is B. No

4. is a bear, you go out Tap only the broken truck, riding rain cover broken branch, watching the slanting head posture your mother glancing Aberdeen, Aberdeen, Mother scared excited and nervous, scared worried you love to listen, you are crazy brother brother, no acres of hard-set tiger. No acres of hard-tiger means you must be less than sub-field
A. is B. No

5. ant you are selling is a joy not to eat? Means that you do not sell these foods?
A. is B. No

6. no change ah, exploration Well busy day death, to the gate you sweet like a good food to live free probe. No change, ah, explore at leisure died Well no way means that you, too busy all day long whether
A. is B.

7. ant again, I was born NAO, Luo life is good, no I've changed your Lo. I mean, look ugly, but my life Well, you show me how.
A. is B. No

8. you Why have Arab farmers clear. Means that you are familiar with me?
A. is B. No

9. head home to a food you love? Means that the boss, you eat this?
A. is B. No

10. a joy indeed to North baa a? It also points the other means something?
A. is B. No

11. head home, urine before money? Means that the boss, you not get a change?
A. is B. No

No matter how busy have to take the time to read this post , definitely good for you

(1) Have you ever noticed your memory getting worse, easy sluggish, unresponsive, and lack of efficiency? This is not your body begin to age, but you do not know how to properly hydrate Oh!

doctors recommend drinking water after meals for half an hour after meal drink a glass of water to get up

replenishment of the early morning the best time of day, early morning awakening drinking water can make the stomach to reduce the blood concentration, a glass of water before bed to promote circulation

additional water for half an hour before going to bed, so that the body to maintain balance and reduce the risk of stone formation
(2) of the Road bogey six daily life
Smoking
a bogey early in the morning woke up, the body metabolism has not returned to normal levels, slow respiratory rate, carbon dioxide increases the growth. If you then smoking would be stimulated, leading to bronchial spasm, obstruction of carbon dioxide discharge, resulting in tightness, dizziness, fatigue and other symptoms
two bogey fasting milk
; milk protein digestion through the stomach and small intestine into amino acids can be absorbed in the small intestine, and fasting gastric emptying quickly drink milk so the protein had a chance to be absorbed, resulting in a waste of nutrients, and protein will be corruption in the large intestine of toxic substances into
three bogey toilet reading a newspaper
Many people like to go to the toilet reading a newspaper, a squat that most of the day. Not only will go to the toilet reading the newspaper received suppress awareness of defecation, and loss of bowel movements will stimulate the rectal sensitivity to avoid prone to constipation, four indoor aviculture

; bird faeces with the parrot virus, Mycobacterium tuberculosis and send mites island. Guano after the crush bacteria will be flying in the room. Mucosa induced by prolonged inhalation of respiratory congestion, coughing and other symptoms, severe pneumonia and shock will take a bath too long

Five Note the water of toxic substances such as TCE, chloroform was evaporated out of hot water were 80% and 50%. Some will be absorbed into the circulatory system, causing great harm. In addition, long bath in hot water is not good for the heart
bogey six people to sleep go to sleep after the window closed
inhalation of 300 ml per minute of oxygen, carbon dioxide exhaled 250 ml . If the windows and doors closed, no room for three hours three times the carbon dioxide will increase the amount of bacteria and other harmful substances will grow exponentially. Therefore, when sleep leave Chuang Feng
(3) three healthy half a minute
wake up do not immediately get up and lie in bed for half a minute;
sit up and take half a minute;
legs hanging in the edge of the bed and waited half a minute .
After three half a minute, do not spend a penny, no ischemia, the heart is not only very safe, reducing the unnecessary sudden death, myocardial infarction, unnecessary, unnecessary stroke.
(4) health of three and a half hours
first half-hour every morning to exercise, running and running, not less than one kilometer, or for other sports, but to vary , exercise moderation.
Second, the half-hour afternoon nap, which is a human biological clock needs a nap for half an hour in the afternoon to work, plenty of energy in particular, the elderly is need to add sleep, because elderly people went to bed early at night, get up before noon, much needed rest.
third, at 6 to 7 pm half-hour walk to walk, sleep well at night, high blood pressure can reduce the incidence of myocardial infarction
(5) Recently, scientists have suggested that weight loss words: before meals, soup, slim and healthy
Cantonese particularly fond of the tiger soup, a soup before meals, reflex cover the brain, the brain covered with appetite center, as long as rice before the soup, you can decrease the appetite center
; Thin Man to fat, meal soup
fat people want to lose weight, fasting soup
(6) early death of the secret

1, do not eat breakfast, eat breakfast not only hurt the stomach, makes fatigue, stomach discomfort, headache, and prone to gallstones, while encouraging people to age 2 fasting fasting running the burden of running increase the heart and liver, is apt to cause irregular heart beats, or even sudden death 3, tea with boiling water, boiling water, tea, tea destruction of vitamin C, the most Good use of boiled water 70 to 80 degrees, so that bubbles out of the health benefits of tea 4, before going to bed without brushing your teeth before going to bed without brushing your teeth great harm, often do not brush their teeth are susceptible to influenza and pneumonia also cause tooth decay in particular, bleeding gums, or even fall off 5, before going to bed does not face makeup and dirt on the face can irritate the skin, clogging pores or glands, damage to healthy skin 6, chopsticks with paint paint with a variety of eating harmful substances, including nitro ingredients are absorbed with synthetic substances containing chlorine ethylamine powerful carcinogenic effect of nitrosamines 7, Fishbone card throat after drinking vinegar not only can not rule out the bones, but it will also cause mucosal burns, esophageal edema 8, tablets break apart and will appear after taking the pills at once, to the detriment of angular swallow, easy to damage the esophagus and gastrointestinal 9, capped with plastic sheeting plastic sheeting table is free from the body of toxic polyvinyl chloride resins, tableware regular contact with the toxic substance, lead to chronic poisoning 10, drunk after drinking tea, the caffeine in tea and alcohol reaction adverse effects, adding to the suffering of drunk people (7) Health proverb Grains plus dates, worth a combined taste of refined grains Ganoderma grass, coarse grains Run stomach to eat carrots, eat a little more diseases of the black vinegar, not to the pharmacy three-roll rolling dog, fairy waddled early morning cup of water, to the old do not regret a daily taste of apples, do not go to the hospital eat radish dish, Shabing not harm the garlic is a treasure, eat good health Tofu with seaweed, eat more food than diseases that ginger, cabbage and radish soup without prescription, and prolonging a healthy hot days, half a melon, drugs do not catch a guilty conscience gas shortage, salt, dried longan drink the morning cooking rice soup, drink life wins Tom thirsty heart, irritability, porridge plus Kiwi sharp and spicy pepper, long food to help digest the four major pillars: a reasonable diet, regular exercise, quit alcohol limit, psychological balance. Four best: the best doctor is yourself, the best medicine is time, the best mood is quiet, the best exercise is walking. Basically, what these drugs do not eat, we all can be friends, thank you for reading this post, if you feel that this Filed useful to you, go now!

Tuesday, May 10, 2011

Road myself

report tomorrow , and goes back home are also considered a clean comfortable summer , suddenly pushed to the front of people, getting busy , Oh it was a little timid .
heard Bad girls dormitory , boys live in Dr. House , what troubled world ah! and a rather large sample, but boys had precious .
not imagine the excitement , probably used to not lazy Moved to less dead than alive, a piece pack . want to be first day I almost brought tears Congress , ah, life is really a vicious circle , always thought that after the completion of something once and for all , but your idea seems to always be the amount of mule Before the carrot . But the future can not therefore do not expect it , a lot of things to do , every single kill it.
I do not know what the day after , a new beginning , everyone Oh well .

Thursday, May 5, 2011

Markets do not have to do more particularly in the panic atmosphere

the stock market : from the disk point of view, develop better than expected , the market is very keen to do more of the atmosphere need not be too alarmed ;
1. for the increase over revenues of more than 6,000 votes reduction
2. to gain votes in the hillside of the patient according to the specific holding
3. for the increase did not reach more than 2 times , you can pick out a little bit of gold
fluctuated in terms of the T +0 transaction is good news.
currency :
1. United States and Japan very low
2. pounds more than a single day can still be patient and hold
3. Gold was higher in the high
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