2. seven years after graduation, and finally take a big project, building a chimney meters, two-month period, cost three hundred thousand, but to Advancer. Finally finished out late last year. Today people to come to acceptance, being yelled die, not get paid. Damn! Drawings look backwards, others to dig a well!
3. a drunken man accidentally fell from the third floor, attracting passers-by crowd, a policeman came: What happened? Drunk: do not know, I am also just arrived.
4. The doctor asked the patient how the fracture. Patient said, I think there are sand shoes to hold the poles shake shoes. TMD has a bastard through there, thought I was electrocuted, he took a stick gave me two sticks!
5. One said, turtles father, mother and son of a bitch turtle family decided to go hiking, they took a brick-and two cans of the sea bottom
chicken, then went off to Yangmingshan. Hard to climb ten years, at last! They sat on the floor, remove the equipment quasi
prepare dinner. Results, but found no band can opener!
son of a bitch: have to wait for me to come back! can not go back on Oh!
Turtle Mom: a! Parents regardless of the turtle! Old couple decided to start.
out getting ready to eat cake ... ...
Suddenly, son of a bitch stuck his head out from behind a tree ... ...
son of a bitch: cans device? I waited twenty-five years, in whom I wait until the end
it! I hate people lie to me!
7. a pair of male and female friends sitting on a park bench about love, women suddenly want to fart.
of the man said: I am Valley Division of the birds, not as you listen.
men really than hear.
Thus, women in the readily placed under cover of a fart sound.
women: do not like the valley like a bird?
M: fart too loud, I could not!
8. turtle injured. so that the snail to buy medicine. after 2 hours. snail has not come back. turtle cursed anxious: do not come back I fucking died! Then the door came the sound of a snail: I do not you fucking say it!
9. somebody keep a pig, sick, abandoned, then know that return pig, the number of abandoned reactive. day, the car turned a lot of bending abandoned pig, late-night call the family, asked: ? Shiver body, the ants were all fall down. At this point there is one in the elephant's neck, falling ants loudly called for row of students computer crashed. Then a student stood up and said: eat a good amount.
13. Xiao Ming: > Some people have lost asked: No, ah ... ... said something polite: ; sorry for? Dear Monkey:
I write this letter slowly, because I know you see the word offensive!
our next 2 times this week rain, the first 4 days following the next 3 days the second time!
; you Huaguoshan good time? I had very bad in heaven, because there is no gravity, so the stool, urine, tears and snot are not fall, do not you say bitter?
beef noodle soup here is very delicious, Maybe you can come with us to eat hot pot restaurants West!
Guanyin your sister to give birth, because students do not know the man or woman, we do not know if you want to be uncle or aunt!
; I sent you the clothes you get it? afraid when I go to send overweight, so cut out the buttons on the clothes pocket!
It's getting late to write here, the time to me to play, remember not to drink plenty of water, or urine does not come out to be difficult here by the!
; P. S had wanted to send money to you, but the envelope has been glued!
17. a dyspeptic patient complained to the doctor: I'm getting is not normal, eating What pull anything, eat cucumber pull cucumber, watermelon eating watermelon pull, how to restore normal? doctors silent for a moment, that you can only eat shit out.
18. someone to go to Shanghai on business in the street lost a money, police said: ; One day an ant is the sun, suddenly saw an elephant walking leisurely, got busy with straight front legs, next to the rabbit hurriedly asked you doing? ant said: ~ ~ Keep it down to see me mix his foot themselves into four paragraphs to play mahjong, and earthworms father thought, put yourself into the minced meat. earthworm mother cried and said: Will die cut so broken! Slow .. said to him: you come, you are right .. I am back on the table and then snail .. .. .. after a while the tortoise saw an ant .. said to him: Come on you .. so ants will come up. . Ants came after the snail .. .. see the above said something to him, fast ..
22. One day, a fire, father and mother escaped, leaving only one son still inside. Mother is very nervous outside the house shouted: A mother socks ....., in the end you doing? come out ~ all on fire, but also to stay inside .....; a man to be wearing a river fishing leaves no fish on the hook ~ half a day, he changed a piece of bread, like a half-day did not fish on the hook ~ ~ no way he had to replace it, or half as earthworms ~ ~ ~ He did not fish on the hook angry ~ under the throw into the water and cursed out 100rmb :Buy their own! ! !
24. table with a cold, runny nose, but he forgot to bring a handkerchief, and to keep the nose to nose forced inhalation. Write on the blackboard> language teacher suddenly turned to a lot of noises: Teacher and> said: $ 3. women, then marry a man like me; something tells us: there is no opportunity to bathe at home, so be sure to go outside shower to wash .....< br> 28. Xiao Ming back to the classroom with the teacher after using the toilet, said: ; teacher suddenly thought of the word ant ant in English, so testing small states: always put people to work for a fart sound, colleagues said he could not resist: : say that I am bloodthirsty, a vampire. Western Zhou Dynasty pottery, called yesterday to
32. son: Mother: said so ..
33. a prisoner executed, the bullet is .... when prisoners crying: You know why? Less than a girlfriend, but unfortunately went to fortune. fortune tellers said: You, the first half doomed no women; not the man's face lit up: That I should have it later in life? fortune teller said: hey, to later life you get used to a person's life
37. a person eating beef can not see a piece of beef noodles, they pointed to the bowl asked the boss: how beef is not beef noodles? boss said dismissively: Do not be too serious, Do you expect a pie from his wife a wife, you get that?
38. Three mice were tasting the United States, Japan, China, wine, drink American wine mouse, go to step 3 down; drink Sake mouse, go to step 2 down; drinking Chinese Erguotou mouse, holding a kitchen knife, shouted: time, customers calling to the waiter asked, is you are fishing? Ah cool ... .... '
passersby puzzled. asked:' what are they cool. '
family cried:' Shuangsi ... ... Shuangsi!!
41. a man to jump, just shouted back to his wife: negotiators, said: said: the pursuit of a mouse, and finally got married in every possible way the cat harsh care of mice, rats quickly fat, mouse was moved: the
44. Every time the mirror, I always said to myself psychological encouragement himself: live with my endless creativity. to set off the beauty of this world! In fact, I really, really very creative ...
45. friends to go mountain climbing, to the mountain top, a beautiful female face of the mountains and rivers shouted: motherland ah! my mother! a secret crush on her boys quickly followed cried out: the motherland ah! my wife's mother!
46. before I bought two puppies, called , called the so big!
47. Tang also met by off after the monster Monkey, he had to read the magic spell to call back to help Goku, and soon the air came a voice: Please try again later.
48. mouse to the benefit, see also bears, too scared to say a word, the Bears saw a mouse, said: know? me and they had a falling out, and almost beat them, because some of them say that you monkeys, apes and some that you like, just too much! did not see you as a pig!
50. Panda birthday, you said: I made two wishes, one is able to cure my dark circles, the other is to want to have a color photograph
51. Kuangzhui bees butterflies, butterfly is married the snail. bee puzzled: Where is he better than me butterflies answer: whatever the outcome, people have their own house, which, like you live in the dormitory
52. One day an elephant in the bath. Suddenly there was an ant came to this they said. you stand up. started to stand up. ant! you sit down and go. elephants do not understand Yeah you want to ask the ants. one will stand up and sit down for a while. ant replied! I The underwear is not lost I see you stole to wear
53. production team has just bought a donkey, but he died a few days. just heat the mare. production team of employees to call to mission in the field The production team captain. ? beetles mother: the child, how can we say, when to eat such a disgusting thing
55. a meteor across the night sky, I quickly make a wish, I hope you can become prettier. Who knows Gang Xu After aspiration, meteor !
56. give me a canteen of bread as a fulcrum, and I will be able to tilt the Earth! Da Fan a student to the cafeteria, hit after dinner to ask Dafan master, God can promise you that the three conditions, the bat said, We all know what his next life is it? Toilet flies: Road does not phase the different plan, eat in good You Shayong, the light you've seen a few beautiful ass?
60. sophomore, all quarters of the girls like Zhou Hua Jian's songs, a tape was borrowed by us to go. Day, the girls ask spread: Zhou Hua Jian I do? Girls bunk answer: in my bed too! Silent two seconds, and then all the overturned bed.
61. a boy to a classmate to take a sheng nickname, called Pan Zhu, girls crying to the teacher, the teacher agreed to criticism of the boys, the next teacher in class terms: nicknames for others, can not someone like Han to Jiaosha it? What is this? Ordinary dogs look at it dismissively said: idiot, see, I was undercover!
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